YOUR VERY UNOFFICIAL GAME-DAY PASSFL02
ATLTHE GOOD GUYS
KCTHE WRONG RED TEAMNOV 15 / 2026SUNDAY · 1pmEND-ZONE SUITEFL02
ADMIT ONE LOUD HUMAN.
NO REFUNDS ON FEELINGS.
NO REFUNDS ON FEELINGS.
FALCONS VS. CHIEFSSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2026
ATL / FL02 22 SEATS. ONE SUITE. NO CHILL.
RISE UP.
ACT OUT.
A highly unhinged, completely unofficial Falcons game day. Come for the football. Stay because the van doesn’t leave until it’s over.
LET’S MAKE QUESTIONABLE MEMORIES House address & driving directions ↓ MERCEDES-BENZ STADIUM ATLANTA, GA
ATLTHE GOOD GUYSKCTHE WRONG RED TEAMTHE OCCASIONATL VS KC
KICKOFF1pm
OUR TERRITORYSUITE FL02
THE FORECASTLOUD. VERY LOUD.
✷ WELCOME TO THE BAD IDEA
FLOOR-LEVEL SEATS.
BASEMENT-LEVEL BEHAVIOR.
We’ve secured an end-zone suite for 22 people. Mostly friends. A few foes. An irresponsible amount of food. This is football with the people you’d choose to be disappointed with.
THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY SAID YESTHE CONFIRMED
THE CONFIRMED
FLOCK.
18 confirmedGood people. Questionable company.
- 2x
Laura & Harry
Hosts and hamster concierges.
- 1x
Annie
Not the orphan one.
- 1x
Brian
Laura’s evil twin.
- 5x
Orrico clan
Enough Orricos to qualify for group boarding.
- 2x
Copsey duo
Strength in numbers. Specifically, two.
- 2x
Robustelli gang
Hamster medical staff. Finally, qualified supervision.
- 1x
Jeff, Commissioner of Snacks
Every buffet trip is official business.
- 2x
Mughelli backfield
Actual football credentials. Our analysis is in trouble.
- 2x
Vander Maten delegation
Two people. Last name already sounds like they own the suite.
5 still pending confirmation
If you can read this, you can text YES. Text Laura or Harry before Jeff annexes your seat for the cheese board.
THE RALLY POINTMEET AT
598 Antioch Rd
Canton, GeorgiaGET DRIVING DIRECTIONS
MEET AT
OUR HOUSE.
598 Antioch RdCanton, Georgia
9amARRIVE & CAFFEINATE9:30amWHEELS ROLL
Thirty minutes to get organized, enjoy some lukewarm coffee and stale donuts, and check your hamster. Please arrive before the bus becomes a moving target. (Josh, we’ll save you a donut that one of the dogs licked.)
NEED TO REACH US?
Call or text if you need us. Hamster legal inquiries may take longer.
THE FLOCK HAS WHEELSTHE PARTY
THE PARTY
BEFORE THE PARTY.
Canton → Atlanta.
Our dignity is travelling separately.
THE WARM-UP HAS WHEELSTHE TAILGATE
THE TAILGATE
STARTS EN ROUTE.
Drinks will be on board to get the party started on the way to the stadium. The lighting is already making questionable decisions. We’ll fit right in.
Get comfortable. Pick a wildly unreasonable score prediction. Begin the trash talk somewhere along the highway.
Pat, get here at 8:55am. Five minutes early, since you’re driving.
LAST SEEN: BEING LIKE THIS.
EMOTIONAL
SUPPORT HUMAN
EMOTIONALSUPPORT HUMAN
DEPARTMENT OF PAT RETENTIONIN CASE OF
IN CASE OF
MISSING PAT.
If Pat wanders off, use this highly official identification guide. Pink cat ears. Banana moustache. The unmistakable expression of a man who has been asked to turn his headphones down.
- Threat level
- Banana
- Special equipment
- Cat ears
- Supervision
- LEGALLY REQUIRED
Do not approach with a fruit salad. Do not confuse him with stadium entertainment. Do take an unreasonable number of photos.
If found, return to FL02. We have snacks and very few follow-up questions.
THE GAME PLANTHE PLAN.
THE PLAN.
SET AN ALARM.
Punctuality is a team sport.
Try it.
9am
LUKEWARM COFFEE. STALE DONUTS. ELITE COMPANY.
Coffee, donuts, roll call, and hamster check-in. Locate your tickets and establish who is responsible for keeping track of Pat. The coffee has peaked. The donuts have seen things.
9:30am
WHEELS ROLL. THE FLOCK MIGRATES.
The party starts en route. Everyone aboard with your belongings and whatever dignity you intend to retain.
11:30am
SUITE OPENS. PERSONALITY GETS LOUDER.
Head for Field Suite 2 (FL02). Begin snack reconnaissance and wildly premature declarations that this is definitely our year.
1pm
FALCONS VS. CHIEFS. INDOOR VOICES CANCELLED.
The Chiefs are the visitors. We are the problem. Volume up, birds up, wildly unreasonable optimism fully operational.
POSTGAME
THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BUS.
Back on the bus and home together. Collect your belongings, your dignity if available, and any hamsters checked before departure.
THE VIEW IS PREMIUM. WE ARE NOT.22 SEATS.
22 SEATS.
ZERO COMPOSURE.
End-zone suite. Fully stocked. Alarmingly close to the action. Please remember: the players can probably hear you.
TAKE THE SUITE WALKTHROUGHTHE SPREADFUELED BY SHORT RIBS.
FUELED BY SHORT RIBS.
POWERED BY DELUSION.
The actual catering order.
It has absolutely no chill.
WE ORDERED
THE WHOLE OFFENSE.
Whiskey-glazed short ribs · IMPOSSIBLE mini burgers · Cold seafood platter · Artisan pretzels · Georgia grazing board · Pesto pasta salad · Chinese chicken salad · White bean dip
THEN WE
CALLED FOR BACKUP.
BBQ brisket sliders · Mini double-stacked burgers · Beef empanadas · Chicken salad sandwiches · Chicken tenders · Three-cheese mac · Buffalo chicken dip
Wing department: Buffalo, lemon-pepper, and Dirty Bird wings.
SAVE ROOM.
OR DON’T. ADAPT.
Crème brûlée and berries, plus three platters of cookies and brownies. A disciplined nutritional strategy, assuming your discipline is dessert.
HYDRATION.
WITH SIDE QUESTS.
Beer & seltzer: Miller Lite, Michelob Ultra, Corona, Tropicalia IPA, Stella Artois, Kona Big Wave, and High Noon Pineapple.
The bar: Tito’s vodka, Lunazul Silver tequila, Jack Daniel’s, Columbia Crest Chardonnay and Cabernet Sauvignon.
The responsible section: Water, Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, mixers, lemons and limes.
THE NON-NEGOTIABLESHOUSE RULES.
HOUSE RULES.
YES, EVEN YOU.
We’ve kept the bar low.
Please clear it.
WEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
Falcons gear. Red and black. Chiefs colors earn you mascot duty and a lifetime of merciless ridicule. The only exception: a shirt with Laura’s face on it. We don’t make the rules. (We absolutely do.)
BRING YOUR ID. AND YOUR INSIDE ADULT.
Driver’s license for stadium ID checks. With limited tickets, this is an adults-only outing. Find a sitter. Thank them profusely.
THE HAMSTER HAS RETAINED COUNSEL.
The hamster’s lawyer, Squeak & Desist LLP, says we cannot bring it to the game. However, complimentary hamster cages will be available at our house if you’d like to check your hamster before departure for the duration of the game. Collect your hamster when we return. We will not be explaining overtime to its attorney.
TALK TRASH. BE GOOD PEOPLE.
Heckle the team. Hug your friends. Be kind to stadium staff. This is a football game, not your villain origin story.
SEE YOU IN
THE END ZONE.
REMIND ME WHEN TO SHOW UP Sunday, November 15, 2026 · Suite FL02 · Atlanta, GA