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FALCONS VS. CHIEFSSUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2026
ATL / FL02 22 SEATS. ONE SUITE. NO CHILL.

RISE UP.
ACT OUT.

A highly unhinged, completely unofficial Falcons game day. Come for the football. Stay because the van doesn’t leave until it’s over.

LET’S MAKE QUESTIONABLE MEMORIES House address & driving directions ↓
MERCEDES-BENZ STADIUM ATLANTA, GA
YOUR VERY UNOFFICIAL GAME-DAY PASSFL02
ATLTHE GOOD GUYS
VS
KCTHE WRONG RED TEAM
NOV 15 / 2026SUNDAY · 1pmEND-ZONE SUITEFL02
ADMIT ONE LOUD HUMAN.
NO REFUNDS ON FEELINGS.
THE OCCASIONATL VS KC
KICKOFF1pm
OUR TERRITORYSUITE FL02
THE FORECASTLOUD. VERY LOUD.
✷ WELCOME TO THE BAD IDEA

FLOOR-LEVEL SEATS.
BASEMENT-LEVEL BEHAVIOR.

We’ve secured an end-zone suite for 22 people. Mostly friends. A few foes. An irresponsible amount of food. This is football with the people you’d choose to be disappointed with.

✦ END-ZONE SUITE FL02✦ FOOD & DRINKS INCLUDED✦ ADULTS ONLY
THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY SAID YES

THE CONFIRMED
FLOCK.

19 confirmedGood people. Questionable company.

  • Laura & Harry

    Hosts and hamster concierges.

    2x

  • Annie

    Not the orphan one.

    1x

  • Brian

    Laura’s evil twin.

    1x

  • Orrico clan

    Enough Orricos to qualify for group boarding.

    6x

  • Copsey duo

    A package deal.

    2x

  • Robustelli gang

    Strength in numbers. Specifically, two.

    2x

  • Enrico entourage

    A small entourage with excellent branding.

    2x

  • Jeff, Commissioner of Snacks

    Every buffet trip is official business.

    1x

  • Mughelli backfield

    Actual football credentials. Our analysis is in trouble.

    2x
5 still pending confirmation

We’ve seen shorter NFL contract negotiations.

THE RALLY POINT

MEET AT
OUR HOUSE.

598 Antioch Rd
Canton, Georgia
9amARRIVE & CAFFEINATE9:30amWHEELS ROLL

Thirty minutes to get organized, enjoy some lukewarm coffee and stale donuts, and check your hamster. Please arrive before the bus becomes a moving target. (Josh, we’ll save you one donut that one of the dogs licked.)

GET DRIVING DIRECTIONS
OPEN THE ADDRESS IN GOOGLE MAPS
THE FLOCK HAS WHEELS

THE PARTY
BEFORE THE PARTY.

Canton → Atlanta.
Our dignity is travelling separately.

The black 30-passenger Atlantis party bus from Topshelf Party Bus
Atlantis by Topshelf Party Bus. The vehicle in our transport plan.
The Atlantis interior with purple and green lights, leather seating, and a dance floor
SUBTLETY WAS NOT AN OPTION.
TOPSHELF PARTY BUS · ATLANTIS

THIRTY SEATS.
COLLECTIVELY
ZERO CHILL.

There’s a bathroom. There are cups and ice. There are lights that suggest this vehicle has never once made a sensible decision. And yes, it’s BYOB.

Pat, get here at 8:55am. Five minutes early, since you’re driving.

  • 30-passenger party bus
  • Onboard bathroom
  • BYOB · Cups & ice provided
MEET ATLANTIS ON THEIR WEBSITE

Our plan is to leave at 9:30am. The vendor quote requested a later pickup, so departure and return timing still need final bus-company confirmation.

LAST SEEN: BEING LIKE THIS.Pat in pink cat-ear headphones and glasses, with a banana-peel moustache and his arms foldedEMOTIONAL
SUPPORT HUMAN
DEPARTMENT OF PAT RETENTION

IN CASE OF
MISSING PAT.

If Pat wanders off, use this highly official identification guide. Pink cat ears. Banana moustache. The unmistakable expression of a man who has been asked to turn his headphones down.

Threat level
Banana
Special equipment
Cat ears
Supervision
Recommended

Do not approach with a fruit salad. Do not confuse him with stadium entertainment. Do take an unreasonable number of photos.

If found, return to FL02. We have snacks and very few follow-up questions.

THE GAME PLAN

A SCHEDULE.
WE’LL DO OUR BEST.

All times Eastern.
Punctuality is a team sport. Try it.

The aggressively responsible plan: Roughly 90 minutes for Canton-to-stadium traffic and drop-off, then time for the walk to the North Suite Entry. We’re aiming for the entry queue around 11:15am, close to the 11:30am opening, without a parking-lot residency.
9am

LUKEWARM COFFEE. STALE DONUTS. ELITE COMPANY.

Everyone at our house 30 minutes before wheels roll. Get organized, locate your mobile tickets, check your hamster, and establish who is responsible for Pat. The coffee has peaked. The donuts have seen things.

Pat, make it 8:55am. You’re driving.

598 ANTIOCH RD · CANTON · MAP & DIRECTIONS ↓
THE BREAKFAST OF QUESTIONABLE CHAMPIONS
9:30am

WHEELS ROLL. THE FLOCK MIGRATES.

Our planned departure gives traffic a generous 90-minute opportunity to ruin everything. Be aboard and settled by 9:30am. A frantic “two minutes away” text is not a transportation strategy.

EVERYONE ABOARD BY 9:30am
11amtarget

DROP OFF. FIND THE GATE. ACCOUNT FOR PAT.

Target stadium drop-off around 11am, then allow about 15 minutes to reach the North Suite Entry. We’re aiming to be ready for the 11:30am opening without turning the morning into a parking-lot campout. Headphones and banana moustaches are useful identifying features.

CONSULT THE PAT IDENTIFICATION GUIDE ↓
ENTRY QUEUE TARGET: 11:15am
11:30am

SUITE OPENS. PERSONALITY GETS LOUDER.

Gates and suite access open together, 90 minutes before kickoff. Clear security, head for Field Suite 2 (FL02), and begin snack reconnaissance. Some hot catering items arrive by kickoff. Patience is allegedly a virtue.

SCOPE OUT OUR SUITE
NORTH SUITE ENTRY
1pm

FALCONS VS. CHIEFS. INDOOR VOICES CANCELLED.

The Chiefs are the visitors. We are the problem. Volume up, birds up, wildly unreasonable optimism fully operational.

LET’S GO, BIRDS.
POSTGAME

THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT BUS.

Regroup for the ride back to our house. Exact pickup and return timing will be confirmed with the bus company. Collect your belongings, your dignity if available, and any hamsters checked before departure.

WE LEAVE TOGETHER

This is our proposed game-day schedule. The bus quote requested a later pickup; the earlier departure and return timing still need confirmation with Topshelf.

THE VIEW IS PREMIUM. WE ARE NOT.

22 SEATS.
ZERO COMPOSURE.

End-zone suite. Fully stocked. Alarmingly close to the action. Please remember: the players can probably hear you.

TAKE THE SUITE WALKTHROUGH
THE NON-NEGOTIABLES

HOUSE RULES.
YES, EVEN YOU.

We’ve kept the bar low.
Please clear it.

WEAR YOUR ALLEGIANCE.

Falcons gear. Red and black. Chiefs colors earn you mascot duty and a lifetime of merciless ridicule. The only exception: a shirt with Laura’s face on it. We don’t make the rules. (We absolutely do.)

BRING YOUR ID. AND YOUR INSIDE ADULT.

Driver’s license for stadium ID checks. With limited tickets, this is an adults-only outing. Find a sitter. Thank them profusely.

THE HAMSTER HAS RETAINED COUNSEL.

The hamster’s lawyer, Squeak & Desist LLP, says we cannot bring it to the game. However, complimentary hamster cages will be available at our house if you’d like to check your hamster before departure for the duration of the game. Collect your hamster when we return. We will not be explaining overtime to its attorney.

TALK TRASH. BE GOOD PEOPLE.

Heckle the team. Hug your friends. Be kind to stadium staff. This is a football game, not your villain origin story.

SAME FLOCK. QUESTIONABLE JUDGMENT.

SEE YOU IN
THE END ZONE.

REMIND ME WHEN TO SHOW UP

Sunday, November 15, 2026 · Suite FL02 · Atlanta, GA

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